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Women\'s T-Shirt Sayings!
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* I'm out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too. But like... who cares? * I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them. * Next mood swing: 6 minutes. * I hate everybody, and you're next. * Please don't make me kill you. * And your point is ... * I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now. * I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. * Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. * Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later. * You KNOW you want me. * Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time. * Of course I don't look busy. . I did it right the first time. * Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? * I'm multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time. * Do NOT start with me. You won't win. * You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP. * All stressed out and no one to choke. * I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people. * How can I miss you if you won't go away? * Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not. * If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy. * Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear. * Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. * Objects Under This Shirt ARE Larger Than They Appear.
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